- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

He walked in a bar

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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