- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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