- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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