- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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