Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Hi

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Catholicism.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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i have two hands.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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