If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Nuneaton..

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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