A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Catholicism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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