Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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