An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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speech and debate.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Romans rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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