What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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children burning

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I need a good anti joke....

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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