Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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