A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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more like nig!

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Women's rights

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