- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TRAINS

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why didn't he finish his

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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