What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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