- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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