whats long and stretchy? elastic

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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