- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

knock knock no ones home

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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