- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Knock knock Come in

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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