- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Knock knock Who's there Police

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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