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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.