- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I pooped.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

children burning

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

knock, knock whos there child molestor

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

I need a good anti joke....

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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