What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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<=3 penis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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