- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Your Mom

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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