- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

bees knees

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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