What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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purple pickles

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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