- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

captcha: all yer base

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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