A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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