- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

this is not an anti joke

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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