Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A ginger was with his friends

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Gangnam style

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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