- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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