- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

I pooped.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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