Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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hi bye

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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