- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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