Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Santa isn't real

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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speech and debate.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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