Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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