Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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this is not an anti joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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VAGINA.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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