How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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out of your comfort zone

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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