learn the ropes?

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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fruit salad?

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What you reading? reading?

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Anti Joke

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