if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

spell backwards: taco cat

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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