Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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