- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Sarah Palin

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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