yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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