Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Black Friday

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

good one jess !!

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

woman's rights

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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