an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

George Bush.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

WEED!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

im watching you..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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