Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Dylan is gay

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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