- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Romans rights.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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