- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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