What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Anti Joke

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