- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Woman's rights

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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