what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's big and white?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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