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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

George Bush.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A man makes a sandwich.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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