Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Women's rights.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Anti Joke

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