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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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an athiest walks into a church

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Anti Joke

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