- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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