- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

heads up!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Santa isn't real

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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