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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Dylan is gay

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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