- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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