what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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