- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

This is a joke. Laugh!

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Flop dog

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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