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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

knock, knock. come in.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Samraj.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period