- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Gun Control

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

I pooped.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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