David Silberberg is gay

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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The person below me is weird.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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