Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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