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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

a fish swimming in the water swims

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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