Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Tunechi

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Corn Muffins

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Help I'm being raped!

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