- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

I would rape her

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Cripples are lame.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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