Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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hi mom

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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hey

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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