Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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hiya

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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tom pauling

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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