How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Penis

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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american government

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Anti Joke

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