2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How old are you? 20

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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