Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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I pooped.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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