Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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