- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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