- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Kelly Clarkson

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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