- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Justin Bieber.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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