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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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hey

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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School

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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