- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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